bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

breakfastburritoe:

*drinks water to avoid talking*

sociopathicassbutt:

jathis:

cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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THAT OWL LOOKS SO FUCKING

BEFUDDLED

Well of course he does, he just walked into the wrong class.

arandomobject:

"I want a plus-sized princess!"

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"I want a princess who can’t sing!"

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"I want a princess who can fight!"

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"I want a non-traditional princess!"

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In conclusion Fiona is great and just because Disney didn’t make her doesn’t mean she doesn’t exist.

dopecabello:

i bet normani is voting for beyonce in that category tbh

notyourtypical5hbloguniverse:

Well would you look at that

notyourtypical5hbloguniverse:

Well would you look at that

wannamoves:

but, can we stop fighting? if someone is losing interest in little mix, let them do that. there’s nothing wrong with it. it does usually get pretty quiet when they write the album so, it’s normal for someone to grow bored and impatient so please, leave them be and do your own thing damn

michelemonteith:

eminem has 8 albums, katy perry has 57 million twitter followers, beyoncé is literally the queen of the world and fifth harmony is just sitting there in the same category as all of them with zero albums, zero international tours and less than 2 million followers god they’re going to fucking rule the world I’m so proud of both them and us

I appreciate it when I smile at another girl and she smiles back because it’s like wow not all girls are spawns of satan
— (via quotecomedy)

toolonelyforyou:

do you just ever camila when you see pictures of lauren

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys